Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, July 21, 2022

Have just remembered that I have this blog out of the blue LOL. 

Read my previous post and had a good laugh.

Now that I am so far away from it, I can see it for what it really was.

Well, you live, you learn. And it doesn't matter at what age *LOL AGAIN*

I have to say that I really like my current state of mind.

Not blaming anyone unnecessarily while also not giving them credit for the things that were only borne out of my own imagination.

Truth is, he wasn't as good as I thought he was and definitely not the one. Obviously *CHUCKLE*

Now I don't give a damn anymore.

And that makes me happy ;)

Thursday, July 09, 2009

年纪大的副作用

昨天刚和两个朋友去看了部动画片。

刚开场就说到主角从小就跟他老婆青梅竹马、长大后结婚、想生孩子却不能生、他们怎么互相扶持而度过那段灰色的日子、到他们白发斑斑、老伴死了而男主角怎么的去怀念她的过程。

“干嘛一开始就要赚我的眼泪啊?”我说。

结果被我朋友取笑了。

看完电影后,他们说那部电影不如预期中的好看,有点闷,还差点睡着了呢。

我也觉得对啦,是没想像中的那样,但我还是有被感动到,而且不止开场那一次。

想像啊

当你老了,你一辈子最熟悉、最爱、最在乎的人离开了你,你一个人也不知道该怎么办,又没孩子,一定很寂寞吧。

但生活还是要过的,身体并不会因为这样而停止呼吸,太阳不会因为这样而不再升起。

很无奈吧。

我还觉得我朋友他们没人性咧!

但想想,我以前不是那么轻易就就掉泪的啊,怎么变成这样了呢。

也许不是他们没人性,而是我人性泛滥,感性过头了吧。

总觉得好像年级越大,越容易被感动。

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

I need a MASSAGE!!!

I went flying across the globe with dinosaurs last night.

In my dream.

Woke up with an incredible pain in my neck and shoulders today.

Could even feel the thrust and the near-falling sensation while flying.

Was it real?

*Scratch*

Saturday, March 08, 2008

某年某月的某一天。。。

Cheryl : 你不能再用 Baby Oil 来卸妆了啦!

偶 : 为什么?!?很便宜噢!

Cheryl : 因为“女人我最大”说了对皮肤不好丫。

偶 : 是吗。。。为什么?

Cheryl : 嗯。。。可能太油了吧。

偶 : 可是如果婴儿擦了没事,大人用了应该也 OK 吧。

Cheryl : 总之就别用了啦!!!

偶 : 那用什么?

Cheryl : 卸妆水丫!

偶 : 噢,那最好最贵的卸妆“水”是不是 SHISEIDO 的?

Cheryl : 那当然!

偶 : 那个 SHISEIDO 卸妆的其实是油吧?

Cheryl : 。。。。。

偶 : SHISEIDO 的油又能用,BABY OIL 就不行哦?

Cheryl : 。。。。。哎呀,不同的啦!!!

偶 : ???

Monday, June 04, 2007

Violent? ME?!?

I've always been a bit intimidated by Shyan's mom. I'm not normally not worried about meet-the-parents session. Even if I do, I think I always do a pretty good job covering it up. But well, there had been some misunderstanding between me and the lady, which thankfully had been sorted out so I've tried to be extremely courteous ever since.

Anyways, the Mom was here in KL from Kuching last week. So me and my boy took her around the 1 Utama area for makan and shopping. Everything went well until we made a trip down to Petaling Street. The weather had begun to turn bleaky and rainy starting late afternoon.

I was sharing the umbrella with Shyan's mom and everything was going smoothly albeit in a helter-skelter way. The Mom was just about to step into a shelter made up of food stalls when she suddenly turned and her cheekbone right under the eye smacked against the curved handle of the brolly I was holding.

I was so damn scared because I thought I had given her a black eye! Imagine a run-in like that with your possible future mother-in-law! I started apologizing profusely and kept asking her if she was alright. It was truly a relief that she was very understanding and didn't seem to mind about it so much.

Shyan's teasing remarks about the whole incident certainly didn't help either. I guess he just loves making fun of me...in a good-natured way of course. As the happy-go-lucky person I am, I also begin to think that it's really not a big deal after all.

Know what, I've hit a female trainee teacher in the face during secondary school too! Before you start yellin' at me for being a freak with violent tendencies, let me explain that it wasn't done in purpose too of course!

I was scribbling feverishly across the blackboard trying to solve a difficult Maths question and was pausing to shake my right hand a lil' bit because of the sore caused by the brisk scribble. So I was shaking my hand with all my might when suddenly I felt that I've hit something. And that something turned out to be the poor teacher's forehead or somewhere I can remember. It seemed that she appeared out of nowhere and I was too engrossed with solving the question to notice her. But thank God she didn't make a big deal out of it and just laughed it off.

So there you go, I am a clumsy elephant sometimes and I'm certainly not proud of it but those do make the funniest memories to remember!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Fly Girl?

I woke up with a slight headache today. I didn't sleep very late last night. So what the...? Mmm, probably because I was up doing something I shouldn't be doing. Haha, curious? Guess then!

Anyways, the slight disturbance this morning developed into heavy lethargy by the time I made it to the bus. I was in a damn uncomfortable position in my seat, thinking, "Man, I wish I'm sitting beside the window," glancing at the guy next to me.

I was still half awake when I saw it. It came in the form of an elongated round diamond (forgive me if my description sucks, I forgot the name of the shape), contained by black fabric. By now, the girl was standing in front of me and smiling at me apologetically as she accidentally pushed my leg.

I looked away, not knowing what to do or say. How was I gonna say it anyway? I've never been in this situation before, at least not with a girl. I thought of continuing with my doze, but I hesitated for 2 minutes more before I could stand it no more.

I tapped on her wrist, she she brought her head down closer to hear, but not quite close enough. Shit, I can't speak that loud, but it was noisy because the bus was packed.

"Hmm, miss, your fly is undone..." I muttered under my breath. I wasn't even sure what expression I should show on my face!

She lowered her head in a flash and looked at me with a look of sheer disbelief. Then she pulled her coat together to cover the wide opening, flashing the top of her white panties and some of her tummy.

I guess she couldn't bear to zip it straight away because the motion would be too obvious and everyone would now. Although, I thought that perhaps the guy beside me already noticed, he looked away out the window once the girl came up. I mean, it was soooo obvious. Her lower body was smack at eye level for those of us sitting down.

I felt sorry for her, I really did. Afterwards, she simply couldn't look me in the eye (not even as a whole, I guess). She kept her eyes straight in front and wouldn't even take the seat beside me when it was vacated. Well, she was standing closest to me so normally would have taken it, right?

First time I'm in this situation. I really couldn't stand that a girl is flashing herself unknowingly and suddenly realize it only in the afternoon. How many people would she had flashed by then? It's humiliating. But luckily I'm a girl, or else I would be like the guy next to me on the bus. I mean, for a girl, if a guy came up to her and say that she didn't zip her fly, she probably would think he's a psycho, right? Although she might feel a teeny weeny bit grateful.

However, I would really appreciate someone telling it to me rather than realizing it only afterwards, if it's really apparent. I would be doubly embarassed if a guy tells me but as long as he doesn't look weird, it should be ok.

There, I sure hope it doesn't happen to me, though.